Ah, it feels good just to say. I talked about him pretty extensively in my Sliders column (which I'll try to avoid doing in the future), so I won't repeat the same stuff I said there. Really, Petit's statistics should speak for themselves. He has a 2.65 ERA and a 0.76 WHIP in six starts -- all while pitching for a contender. If he was named Phil Hughes and pitched for the Yankees, he'd be owned in 94 percent of Fantasy leagues, but since he pitches for the Diamondbacks, he's owned in 24 percent.
Poor Petit. Poor 23-year-old Petit, so young and ... petite? I don't know.
I'm sorry for using the phrase "tickle your funny bone."
That's all for now.